Roay Pearson, who I’ve mentioned once or twice, is in the news again.

US trousers-claim judge loses job

Roy Pearson’s term as an administrative law judge in Washington DC expired on 2 May and the selection commission voted not to reappoint him.

In 2005, Mr Pearson sued his cleaners after they refused to pay for a pair of lost trousers.

He said they had failed to honour a pledge of “satisfaction guaranteed”.

Apparently, the selection commission wasn’t satisfied. Don’t you love irony?