I laughed so hard I was crying, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah’s Military Guys..

The effects of the Taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety … WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.