Two desktop computers, one scanner, four speakers, two printers, a laptop (maybe two), a set of blueprints, several cassette tapes, several dozen Cd’s, one stuffed frog, one ulu, one white noise generator, one pair of silver inlaid spurs, and a nineteenth century double edged cleaver… Why can’t I find anything on my desk again?

That’s just ridiculous. The frog’s got to go.