I’m shocked, but the dry cleaner won the missing pants case. Don’t get me wrong, the dry cleaner, should have won, but I’m surprised they did. These stupid sort of cases always seem to be won by the people who shouldn’t win. Apparently this wasn’t the case here.

“A reasonable consumer would not interpret ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’ to mean that a merchant is required to satisfy a customer’s unreasonable demands” or to agree to demands that the merchant would have reasonable grounds for disputing, the judge wrote.